A few of my friends have been married for a very long time and are working on their third kid...They ask me when I'm going to get married and have kids...Well, I'm married to my work, I love what I do and am quite good at it. As for kids, I've had over 100 stories published, and each and every one of them are like children; granted a lot of them behave badly, but they don't come with stinky diapers...
I've set a few goals for myself over the years and I've accomplished all but one:
Start my own business before I'm 30.
Behold, Crimson Screams Productions, which I founded at the ripe old age of 27.
Write and publish a novel before my 30th Birthday. Here's The Art of Deception, published when I was a mere 28 years old!
Find a Publisher for my short story collection, Apple of My Eye before I turn 35. Two Backed Books really fit the bill!
Find my soul mate. The jury's still out on this one...Whenever I let my guard down, some guy kicks me in the teeth and I end up getting hurt. Maybe that explains the $1,200 Crown I had to get a few years ago...Seriously, I'm so busy working I don't get out as often as I should, but that's about to change! Guys, you've been warned! I'm on the prowl...
I'm looking forward to the 400th Episode of The Simpsons tonight. Wow, has the show really been around that long??