amygrech (amygrech) wrote,
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My Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I helped audentiori hide a body (-173 points). Last Friday I put money in lou_sytsma's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to queenie_writes in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for steve_vernon (10 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (145 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
amygrech

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