The ordinary doors have a brass sign with big black letters that read, PLEASE USE THE REVOLVING DOOR. If they really wanted the tenants to use the revolving door, they'd lock the other ones, but they're always open, so those are the ones I use. Everyone else seems to favor the revolving door; perhaps they've been scared into submission. They're all nothing but a bunch of lemmings. I'm the only lemming with a life preserver.
It's almost impossible to intimidate me. Let's go for a swim!