amygrech (amygrech) wrote,

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I Only Hurt the Ones I've Loved...

Since I don't have a proper Valentine--I've been very busy at work and with my own Web sites and various writing projects--I decided to get myself the gift that keeps on giving, The EX Knife Set.  The knives are razor-sharp stainless steel!   

He's much bigger that I thought he would be...Such a nice surprise!  Ladies, how often have you said that the first time you got with your man? 

My only gripe:  The folks at Think Geek packed it way too well.  There were six boxes.  Kind of like those Russian Nesting Dolls...There was also some assembly required:  I had to screw my ex's legs into the red base he came with--it wasn't as easy as it sounds.  I don't know too many people who'd want to screw their ex...Then again there are exceptions...

On the box, it said, This is not a toy!  I'll be the judge of that!  I'm having way too much fun with it already!

Isn't he adorable?!  I think I'm in love! 
Tags: the ex kinfe set, think geek, valentine

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