He's much bigger that I thought he would be...Such a nice surprise! Ladies, how often have you said that the first time you got with your man?
My only gripe: The folks at Think Geek packed it way too well. There were six boxes. Kind of like those Russian Nesting Dolls...There was also some assembly required: I had to screw my ex's legs into the red base he came with--it wasn't as easy as it sounds. I don't know too many people who'd want to screw their ex...Then again there are exceptions...
On the box, it said, This is not a toy! I'll be the judge of that! I'm having way too much fun with it already!
Isn't he adorable?! I think I'm in love!