March 30th, 2007

moscot, : eye glasses, zeiss

What's in your Stash?

Last night I checked out STASH.  What a hilarious movie!  Told in a quasi-documentary style (think SPINAL TAP meets THE OFFICE), the story of STASH revolves around everyman Jimmy Fox, and his bizarre little business venture, which he calls Discreet Removals.

Here's how it works: In the event of your death, for a modest fee, Jimmy and his staff of “Retrieval Specialists” will come to your home and secretly remove all your pornography before your wife, girlfriend, or loved one can find it. As it says in the brochure, the company gets rid of the smut “promptly and professionally....providing your survivors with a period of simple, uncomplicated grief.”

Watch the Stash Trailer.

WARNING: Contains nudity—you must be over 18 years of age to view.

The business takes off like gangbusters, and everything runs like clockwork...that is, until Jimmy breaks one of his cardinal rules established in the company's charter: Never disturb a man's stash before his death. And this is when the movie takes a left turn into pitch-black hilarity. Because you just can't ever tell what's in another person's STASH!