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11:31 Kashi Go Lean tastes like sawdust. I bought a pint of strawberries to rectify the situation. #
13:10 There are ants in my apt. I have been drowning the little buggars in the bathroom sink. Must spray with Raid before I head to NYC tomorrow. #
13:28 Toxic personalities to avoid: bit.ly/UpYFk #
18:58 Does anyone know anything about probate? Am doing research for a novel, but all the content I've found online is pretty dense... #
18:59 My Twitter profile is worth $102 tweetvalue.com #
19:08 #3wordsaftersex Do not want! #

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